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RoMeo707 Guestbooknir794 (8 years ago) ╰★╮☆♥ {Image} ♥☆╰★╮ In Life, we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream & an unforgettable love! Its all about being happy anyhow. Excellence can be achieved if you... risk more than others think is safe, love more than others think is wise, dream more than others think is practical, and expect more than others think is possible. Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it. For dreamz ..we need sleep so, ZZZZZzzzzzz ╰★╮☆♥ {Image} ♥☆╰★╮ nir794 (8 years ago) ghar pe mat rahu toh aisa ho jaye toh Wife says 2 husband: W:Come help with the garden. Husband:What do u think I am a gardener? W:Come fix the toilet faucet. H:What do u think I am a plumber? W:Come fix the door handle. H:What do u think I am a carpenter? The husband went out.... but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed... the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it? The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him... Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!! Wife:What do u think I am?? Macdonalds??? tu v ghar pe hi rehna | |