ownworld74  (11 years ago)
Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
Foreigner,

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

.

.

.

smarts answer by our santa

.

.

.

Santa:

"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
don't worry saav ok sokey ho jyaga

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.



kiske gb me app block hai?

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

ownworld74  (11 years ago)

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
8 Common lines after getting drunk..

1. tu mera bhai hai..

.
2. Gaadi main chalauga..

.
3. Mai teri Dil se izzat kartha hu!

.
4. Aaj chad nahi rhi hai yaar!

.
5. Ye mat samajh ki mai pee kar bol raha hu!

.
6. 1 Chota sa peg aur ho jaye!

.
7. Tu bol bhaI kya chahiye, tere liye jaan Hazir hai!
.
.
.
The best one
8. Kal se daru Band...

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
no mention please
ok sweet dreams

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
: shy :
: shy2 :

khushi0001  (11 years ago)