Jaaniya  (11 years ago)
Hav icy-icy Morning,
Wid Buttering Messages,
Chocolaty Calls,
Creamy Thoughts,
Fruity Funs Wid Plumpy Play Jumpy
Joys..
HAV SCOTCHY N GUD DAY.

bhevydoll  (11 years ago)
goodgoodmorning~! {Image}

bhevydoll  (11 years ago)
goodevening~! {Image}

Jaaniya  (11 years ago)
A Woodcutter loses his Axe
& Lord Offers him Both Gold & Silver
bt He takes his Own Axe & Seeing his Honesty Lord gives him All 3.

One day he goes Again 2 Forest with his Wife. Bt his Wife Falls into d River. he Cries n Pleads 2 d Lord 2 give him his Wife...
Lord brings Out Angelina Jolie & Asked
'Is this ur Wife'
He Replied - Yes.!
Lord said 'U Lied n u r gona b Punished'..
He Said 'wait Lord I Lied bcoz if I had Said No, u Would have taken out Cameron Diaz.
If Then I said no, u Would have taken Out My Wife n Seeing my Honesty, U Wud hve Given me All 3.
Bt I m a Poor Man, I Can't keep All 3. So I said Yes to Angelina.
God :rulayega kya pagle...ja le ja isse...
Moral: Men r Honest Liars

Jaaniya  (11 years ago)
Tere kaandhe se hi lag ke
Yaara beete umar saari
Socho kaisi hogi kismat
Hua yun to phir humaari
Saare aansoon toh ho tere
Aur aankhein ho humaari
Tere dard humain, jo mile pyaar may
Hum khushi se yu bhar jaayenge
Hum mar jaayenge

Jaaniya  (11 years ago)
Sonu nigam..

Jaaniya  (11 years ago)
Hmm I knw dat ...

Jaaniya  (11 years ago)
True Feeling:
U Smile with Tears in Eyes
&
Pain in Heart
When Ur Loved One Tells U Sorry
After Hurting U..
That’s A Wonderful Feeling!

Jaaniya  (11 years ago)
Girl apne Boyfriend se: Main Maa Ban
ne wali hun. Boy: nahi.. Girl: Oye
Pagal... Tere Baap ne Mujhe Propose
kiya hai.. Main teri maa ban ne wali
hun! ..

Jaaniya  (11 years ago)