xnirx  (11 years ago)

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THIS IS FUNNY
Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don’t smoke.
Man: I’ll take you to race.
Beggar: I don’t gamble.
Man: I’ll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when
they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!


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Keep your head high, keep your chin up,
because life's a beautiful thing and
there's so much to smile about.

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U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness

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Be as happy as possible

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xnirx  (11 years ago)

haan dosty kar le usse bahut buri h
ka ayega she iz a professional killer

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
ok buri+buri= distructn khub jamege jab hum dono mil bethnge

xnirx  (11 years ago)

kal fir kar..
ajjkal os me hi hote h

admin vi crazy

ownworld74  (11 years ago)
hy me buri larki hon mujshe dosti kroge?

xnirx  (11 years ago)

koi pap nhi hua..

baas sab thik ho jayega
haan fir milte h

xnirx  (11 years ago)

baas allah tumko power deeeega

xnirx  (11 years ago)

ok dont be sad..

tumko ana hoga wapos with smile..

ye jindagy tumhari aur kisika nhi h

xnirx  (11 years ago)

oh ok dea

HateLove34  (11 years ago)
pm limit over id trusted karti hon..par mere mob me balance khatam ho gaya abhi hi