xnirx  (11 years ago)

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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE IT
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.

Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can

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Tanisha10  (11 years ago)
An excellent saying

“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,

Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”

Good morning
have a goood day

Tanisha10  (11 years ago)
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Ab neeche nashta
dhond rahe ho kia?
Aik bar keh to diya
“Good Morning”

Chitra39  (11 years ago)
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xnirx  (11 years ago)
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What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
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The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
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We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
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We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
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If you understand,
say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?

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Understand!
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Chitra39  (11 years ago)

Every morning is
a symbol of rebirth of our life.
So forget all yesterdays bad moments..
and make today beautiful..
happy morning

Tanisha10  (11 years ago)


Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,





Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai…



GOOD NIGHT

Chitra39  (11 years ago)

xnirx  (11 years ago)

chal ha ha to dya

ab mai chalta huu

xnirx  (11 years ago)

vhai silent visit