Tanisha10  (11 years ago)
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt

xnirx  (11 years ago)

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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Tanisha10  (11 years ago)
pm over


mai chale abi


see yew

xnirx  (11 years ago)

diLse kar k dekh
baki body vi vig jaye gi

accha ab mai chalta huuu

xnirx  (11 years ago)

hospitaL q re
mai ek nice surgeon huuuuuuuu

xnirx  (11 years ago)

count nhi kya

kya karuu billi ki daard mujhe nhi sehjata

xnirx  (11 years ago)

biLLiko maar
agLiiiii 27 tarikh ko

Ace0426  (11 years ago)
Hi, my friend. We may be miles apart but you know I'll always be remembering you, you're a precious gift from GOD that I will keep forever in my heart. Friends forever. Happy nEw yEar...with lOve and care frOm ace...

Tanisha10  (11 years ago)
pata chala tho

daru band


chal iss baat per 1 jam ho jaye

xnirx  (11 years ago)

ok to mar dallllllllll