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Gelan72 Guestbook nir794 (8 years ago) ♥☆¸.• •.¸☆♥Sgnboard Education Sgnboard outside Heaven:  "Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"  {Image} ?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: " Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers." {Image} ?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house: " Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."  {Image} ?? SignBoard outside GARAGE: "If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."{Image} ?? Signboard outside A Bar:  " Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance " {Image} ?? Signboard outside Driving School: " If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."  {Image} ?? Signboard outside Library: "Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.." {Image}  Now pay my fees{Image} ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥nir794 (8 years ago)──►(•‿•) ★ ★(•‿•) ◄──{Image}  6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings1 Money can't buy happiness  but... its more comfortable to cry ina BMW than on a bicycle 2. Forgive your enemy but... remember that bastard's name3. Help a person when they are in trouble and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again.. 4. Many people are alive only because... its illegal to shoot them5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem  but... neither does juice6. Smoking kills but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die... Think again.. Be wise..{Image} {Image} ──►(•‿•) ★ ★(•‿•) ◄──nir794 (8 years ago)╰╰╮╮  ♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮{Image} Wh8 can b said in New Year rhymes? Th8′z not been said a thousand times?? The new years come, the old years go We know we dream, we dream we know We rise up laughing with the light We lie down weeping in d night.. We hug d world until it stings We curse it then and sigh for wings We live, we love, we woo, we wed We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear And th8′s the burden of a year  We regret to announce the passing on of mr honourable 2015. He leaves behind 4 wives(Summer,Autumn, Winter and Spring) 12 children and 365 grandchildren. He will laid to rest on 31st of December 2015 12:00 midnight. After tears will be on the 1st Jan 2014. May his soul rest in peace. Lets Say Good Bye 2015. When this Year come to his end. Let it be said I hv played the friends, Have lived & loved & labored here, And made of it a happy year. Dear FriendIn The Past Year I May Have Disturbed You,  Irritated You,  And Annoyed You;  I Just Want To Tell You That... . . . . . . . . . . I Plan To Continue{Image}  I wish that n't a single tear tricklesdown your cheek this New Year. May u be bless with joy n happiness aal di year round.  {Image} ╰╰╮╮ ♡•‿•♡╰╰╮╮nir794 (8 years ago)☆ ┊ ★ ┊ ┊ ☆ ┊ ☆ ♥❤*•.¸•✿*¨`*✿•¸.•*❤♥ ┊ ☆ ┊ ☆ ┊ ★ ┊ ★ ☆ ☆ Few observations {Image} 1) Silence is sometimes the biggest way to say a dear one that i need your attention. {Image} 2) Music in ears and legs with sport shoes doesn't always mean a person is jogging, maybe he is running away. {Image} 3) Smoking non stop does not mean a person is addicted, maybe he is too nervous to share himself. {Image} 4) Texting or calling someone in the midnight is not always to disturb or wish birthday, sometimes its just to say I'm alone and need a company that can make us feel better. {Image} 5) Closing eyes does not mean, one is sleeping or taking a nap, it also means that the person is thinking of someone with peace. {Image} 6) Getting lost into a song does not always mean that the person is liking it, sometimes each song has a personal memory associated. [ {Image} Isn't it ??  {Image} ☆ ┊ ★ ┊ ┊ ☆ ┊ ☆ ♥❤*•.¸•✿*¨`*✿•¸.•*❤♥ ┊ ☆ ┊ ☆ ┊ ★ ┊ ★ ☆ ☆ nir794 (8 years ago)╰★╮╰☆╮ {Image} {Image} ╰★╮╰☆╮“I love the silent hour of night, For blissful dreams may then arise, Revealing to my charmed sight What may not bless my waking eyes.” Whoever u may be, Wherever life leads u, U r always a Mom’s child, a Dad’s dream, a Family’s future, a Friend’s heart & Someone’s life! Be d best of it.. ╰★╮╰☆╮ {Image} ╰★╮╰☆╮ Nothing comes out as easy as it is understood Some of the plans may not work out as good Life may threaten at every turn No distinct possibility may be seen for its peaceful return.. ╰★╮╰☆╮ {Image} ╰★╮╰☆╮ I love Life and Life loves me Life and I play beneath the midnight sun Life and I play beneath the morning moon Life brings me soup when I am ill Life kisses me good night and greets me with a smile, Life is every where It is in you now and forever it shall stay Life is the wind blowing sideways Life is the winter and the summer I am Life You are Life We are Life... ╰★╮╰☆╮ {Image} {Image} ╰★╮╰☆╮nir794 (9 years ago)☻/ /▌ / \ (¯`v´¯) ♥ `•.¸.•´ An interview with God... . Man: What surprises you most about human kind? . . God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. . . That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health. . . That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present, nor the future. . . They live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived. So...be happy with wat you have & wat you are  GOOD NIGHT☻/ /▌ / \ (¯`v´¯) ♥ `•.¸.•´ ..zzzZZZZZzzz.. nir794 (9 years ago)Caution i just copied .. its not Invented by me Type of GirlsHard Disk Girls {Image} She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls {Image} She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. Windows Girls {Image} Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. Screensaver Girls {Image} She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! Internet Girls {Image} Difficult to access Server Girls {Image} Always busy when you need her. Multimedia Girls {Image} She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Girls {Image} She is always faster and faster. Email Girls {Image} Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. Virus Girls {Image} Also known as "WIFI" when you are not expecting her, she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything. SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentenceS=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy ...So always keep smiling...nir794 (9 years ago)(¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯) `•.❤.•´`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•`•.❤.•´ LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS, ♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥ {Image} LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs ♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥ {Image} LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS, ♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥ LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE iN SomE onE HandS, ♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥ {Image} BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd, ♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥ {Image} (¯`v´¯)❤*•.¸..•*•..❤(¯`v´¯) `•.❤.•´`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•`•.❤.•´ nir794 (9 years ago)♡ ♡DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover.. 1st message- lets break up now, its all over.. 2nd msg.-sorry, sorry!! That was not 4 u...  {Image} Height of coolness: Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drinks and talking. 1st: dude which paper was it? 2nd: may be maths. 1st: that means you did the paper? 2nd: no man the girl next to me was using calculator. {Image} Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of girls collage. {Image} Boy: I like that girl. His friend: she has a boy friend. Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper, but that doesn't mean you can't score goals. {Image} :A Boy Went 2 Doctor Wid Infection on His face. After Checking, Doctor Said: "Ask ur GF 2 change her lipstick Brand, u r Allergetic to lakme"..Lp  {Image} Face /your/on/smile/ little/a/get/to/ trick / my/only/was/ this/but/me/ with/angry/get/ will/you/message/ this/reading/ After/weekend/a nice /have (Now Read in reverse).... {Image} ♡ ♡nir794 (9 years ago)❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤NICE SAYING ABOUT LIFE:.. 'sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,, sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,, It iS A SeAsOn tHaT CoMeS AnD GoEs,, sOmEtImEs yOu LauGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,, ThErE Is sOmE OpPrEsSiOn oF LiViNg,, tHeRe aRe sOmE TrAdItIoNs oF ThIs wOrLd,, ThErE ArE SoMe dAyS Of LOsInG AnD GaInInG,, tHeRe aRe sOmE PrOmIsEs, ThErE ArE SoMe vOwS,, tHeRe iS SoMe rEstLesSnEsS At eVeRy mOmEnT,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,, sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn,, iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,, sOmEoNe iS SLeePiNg uNdEr a sCaRf,, SoMeOnE Is tHiRsTiNg tO SeCuRe tHeIr hEaRt,, SoMeWhErE ThE ShInE Of dIsApPoInTmEnT HaS BlOoMeD,, sOmEwHeRe LovE AnD LoVe aLoNe iS RaInInG,, sOmEtImEs tHeRe iS PaIn, SoMeTiMeS ThErE Is a cUrE,, LifE Is sOmEtImEs yOu lAuGh, SoMeTiMeS YoU CrY,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,, mEmOrIeS Of mOmEnTs gOnE AwAy,, ToRtUrE Me aLL tHe tImE,, BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY CoMe,, BeCoMiNg a sHaDoW, tHeY Go,, tHeRe iS A WoRlD Of LonELinEsS,, LifE Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn,, sOmEtImEs iT Is aUtUmN, sOmEtImEs tHe rAiN SeAsOn.. iT Is a sEaSoN ThAt cOmEs aNd gOeS,, SoMeTiMeS YoU LaUgH, sOmEtImEs yOu cRy,, LiFf Is tHe uNiOn oF HaPpInEsS AnD PaIn..!' {Image} WiShInG Ur CoLouRfuL LiFe❤`•.¸.¸¸.•*❤ | |
