straika About Me: Breaking down computers in to pieces and building them again without having additional parts remaining! Information Technology, Computer/Network Hacking, Network/Information Security. Hardware Hacking, Software Cracking, Football. Fantasmagoric object: Keyboard!!! Favorite weapon: Pen A PC could well be your best friend...just like a dog! Interests: Asking Questions! “The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge. So let's ask some questions! Why do Superman put his underwear on top of his pant? Why do Batman wear a black bra on his head? oh it's not a bra? Sorry I made a mistake. Why Tarzan don't have beard? Where the hell he got a razor? Don't tell me Jane gifted it to him. Why is a round pizza put in a square box? Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches? How would you know when you are out of invisible ink? What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free? Why are the keys on a keyboard starts with QWERTY instead of ABCDEF? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earplugs? What came first, the chick or the egg? F*** Why should I care? Who cares after all? |